HATE *BAM*
NEAR DEATH SUSPENSE *BAM* *BAM* *BAM*
ALL THIS AND MORE WHEN YOU GO TO SEE THE FOURTH INSTALLMENT TO THE EPIC FAMILY FEUD...
THE HARDCORE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV!!!!!!!!
WITNESS AN OLD MAN ALMOST DIE! IS THIS HIS LAST DAY? WILL HE LIVE TILL TOMORROW? DOES HE SECRETLY HAVE A CHRONIC HEART DISEASE?! WILL POWERTHIRST SAVE HIS LIFE?!?!?!
HOLD BACK YOUR TEARS THROUGH A TORMENTING AND DEVILISHLY AMUSING LOVE QUARREL! DOES KATERINA LOVE DMITRY? OR DOES SHE LOVE THE LOGICAL IVAN?! OR IS SHE REALLY NOT IN LOVE WITH ANYONE AND IS WAITING TO GET ALL THEIR HOPES UP AND ANNOUNCE HER WANTING TO BECOME A RELIGIOUS NUN AND NEVER MARRY THEM?!?!?!?!
WATCH A HEARTBREAKING STORY OF A YOUNG BOY AND HIS DAD THAT HAS A BACKSCRUBBER FOR A BEARD!!! WAS IS SURGICALLY ATTACHED? WAS HE BORN WITH IT?!?! WAIT...NO! ONLY CHUCK NORRIS WAS BORN WITH A BEARD!!!! WILL THE FAMILY ACCEPT COMPENSATION FOR THEIR PUBLIC HUMILIATION?! WILL POWERTHIRST REALLY SAVE ZOSIMA?! WILL THE LITTLE BOY DIE FROM BEING STRUCK IN THE CHEST BY A RADIOACTIVE ROCK?! WILL THE FAMILY GET A BUGGY AND HORSE?! WILL TARIQ EVER STOP TRYING TO MAKE THIS ONLINE EXPERIENCE FUN BY TURNING A BOOK FOUR SUMMARY INTO A LENGTHY MOVIE TRAILER WITH NO MOVING IMAGES?!?!?!
ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED WHEN YOU GO TO SEE...
HOLD BACK YOUR TEARS THROUGH A TORMENTING AND DEVILISHLY AMUSING LOVE QUARREL! DOES KATERINA LOVE DMITRY? OR DOES SHE LOVE THE LOGICAL IVAN?! OR IS SHE REALLY NOT IN LOVE WITH ANYONE AND IS WAITING TO GET ALL THEIR HOPES UP AND ANNOUNCE HER WANTING TO BECOME A RELIGIOUS NUN AND NEVER MARRY THEM?!?!?!?!
WATCH A HEARTBREAKING STORY OF A YOUNG BOY AND HIS DAD THAT HAS A BACKSCRUBBER FOR A BEARD!!! WAS IS SURGICALLY ATTACHED? WAS HE BORN WITH IT?!?! WAIT...NO! ONLY CHUCK NORRIS WAS BORN WITH A BEARD!!!! WILL THE FAMILY ACCEPT COMPENSATION FOR THEIR PUBLIC HUMILIATION?! WILL POWERTHIRST REALLY SAVE ZOSIMA?! WILL THE LITTLE BOY DIE FROM BEING STRUCK IN THE CHEST BY A RADIOACTIVE ROCK?! WILL THE FAMILY GET A BUGGY AND HORSE?! WILL TARIQ EVER STOP TRYING TO MAKE THIS ONLINE EXPERIENCE FUN BY TURNING A BOOK FOUR SUMMARY INTO A LENGTHY MOVIE TRAILER WITH NO MOVING IMAGES?!?!?!
ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED WHEN YOU GO TO SEE...
THE HARDCORE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV
EPISODE IV: TORMENT
EPISODE IV: TORMENT
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